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thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

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push-th3-fight:

killersalad:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

Installed without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard holy shit

Somehow this is cooler than what it does normally. Put in colored lightbulbs and you have a friggin disco light.

im crying my eyes out

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folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

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two-tom-cats:

selfieswithcats:

detectiveintraining:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

owlsareraptors:

clockkwork:

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

OHGOD

I STARED INTO THE VOID

AND THE VOID FUCKING ATE MY FACE OFF

OH GOD

MOON MOON ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY

OHGOD

FUCKING HELL MATE, NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK

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toolegitforclit:

peanutsareforpussies:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

this makes so much sense

why is that actually the best metaphor

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It’s like, the kitten equivalent to a corgi.

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whoviandragon:

compendium801:

fade-lis:

celerri:

toughtink:

thecavedwellingvampire:

Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!

this would solve my straps right in between my boobs thing oh gosh yes please

WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bag with a a strap around the hips and thigh is GORGEOUS!!! ♥_♥

The thigh straps not only helps it not slide around, they also make it hard for someone to snatch & run. It’s got my vote.

Something like this would be perfect for scout activities! Someone make a cheap one cos i’ve not got enough for all the fancy ones out there.

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tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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